She Doesn’t Even Go Here

Earlier this year, Anderton Park school became the centre of a major LGBT debate simply because they chose to teach young kids about LGBT-related issues. It wasn’t actually anything major. It wasn’t graphic nor was it detailed. In fact it was a really subtle introduction to the very real issues which happen in the very real world. One book mentioned that a penguin chick had 2 dads and a boy who wanted to wear a dress. That’s all. What’s not to like about teaching the next generation to be inclusive and tolerant??!

There Is No Spoon

Should I wear more makeup? Should I wear less makeup? Do I wear a bra? Or is that trying too hard? What about getting implants now? Wait, do I need bigger hips? How can I define my shape better? Should I get cosmetic surgery on my face? What about how I talk? Should I get vocal coaching? Or even vocal surgery? Should I go private? What about buying hormones from the internet? Are there any other types of surgery I need to look at? Should I sit down to pee yet?